danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

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drowninginmysepulchre:

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

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(Source: communistbakery, via thisseamonkey)

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ollyhooper:

thattwatdeziree:

mahramore:

shots fired

Shots definitely fired

I’m Christian and I approve of this tweet very much!

ollyhooper:

thattwatdeziree:

mahramore:

shots fired

Shots definitely fired

I’m Christian and I approve of this tweet very much!

(Source: anacondaxvice, via thisseamonkey)

idhangthatonmywall:


Hiroshige (1797-1858), Owl on a Maple Branch in the Full Moon, 1832.

idhangthatonmywall:

Hiroshige (1797-1858), Owl on a Maple Branch in the Full Moon, 1832.

(via lecterings)

maruti-bitamin:

moth in web

redraw of a picture from 2012!

ink + watercolour

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via thisseamonkey)

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz, via thisseamonkey)

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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(Source: nappyheadet, via thisseamonkey)

buckbeek:

the-wise-fox:

buckbeek:

harry potter didn’t have to do p.e. so why do i

Harry Potter played quidditch.

harry potter never did the beep test 

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